June 2010
1 post
Quick!
Somebody lick my hoo hah!
January 2010
1 post
Hi
Reblog if my tumblarity is 0
December 2009
42 posts
Oh shit!
I left town and now my tumblarity is down to 4!!!!
LOOOOLLLLLLLOLOLOLOL
“I will kiss you quite red and feed you till you are plump. And if you are...”
– Sigmund Freud
Burps: They're Farts Through Your Mouth
(via vooduude)
What did one fart say to the other?
Let’s go out the other end and be stinkers.
Why do we call Guantanamo Bay "Gitmo"?
warrennotg:
There’s no ‘i’ in that word!
Is there some wacky Spanish spelling I’m not aware of?
Oooor, is it a secret Nancy Pelosi message that she wants to “get mo” bad guys for her fascist socialist agenda? (Now why hasn’t Fox News broken that story?)
It’s because the official abbreviation for Guatanamo is GTMO and that looks like Gitmo.
thewetsnow:
ultra-violent:
G A Y H A I K U S # 1 - 4 by mino sanchez
#1
your dick in my butt doesn’t hurt as much as my mother’s fucking words
#2
when i am saying cum on my face baby please i mean i love you
#3
tell me what to do love a man in uniform but they don’t love me
#4
being defenseless is a result of getting fisted at denny’s
Now write a gay sestina.
What would the...
I’ll be what I am: a solitary man.
Dear tumblr
Please find me a boyfriend. Thank you, the end.
Love,
Tim
PS Please pick a boyfriend who can cook and clean and will enjoy listening to me reading poetry.
severely annoyed
atencion:
i’m having to deal with one of the most convoluted essay questions of my academic career and i get on tumblr for some distraction, and well… ugh.
seriously losing my grasp on what is important and what is not.
is everyone just really drunk on tumblr tonight?
Yes, but I’m drunk every night. What is your essay question?
Tell me!
What’s the best sex you’ve ever had? I want details.
LOLLLL
OMG you guys I made a 100% on my DWI exam. I’m a star student rotf
Join the discussion: as a woman, do you feel... →
(via poisonthemonkey)
This is such a woman thing to ask.
Y’alls is hard to keep up with on this tumblr machine.
“He is ne’er crown’d / With immortality, who fears to follow / Where...”
– John Keats
Endymion
Tumblr is better than Twitter?
Reblog if deepthroating a dick is easy but...
(via sixtyforty)
OH YEAH
I remember now! I have one of these. But I think I only have one friend.
January 2009
4 posts
How do I
comment on other people’s thingies?
Naps
Today I fell asleep in my office twice. The second time, I woke up with lines on my face and drool running down my cheek. Teacher of the year!!!
Hi, I'm new to this!
asl???
