Jun
4th
Fri
4th
Quick!
Somebody lick my hoo hah!
Dec
17th
Thu
17th
I will kiss you quite red and feed you till you are plump. And if you are forward you shall see who is the stronger, a little girl who doesn’t eat enough or a big strong man with cocaine in his body. In my last serious depression I took cocaine again and a small dose lifted me to the heights in a wonderful fashion. I am just now collecting the literature for a song of praise to this magical substance.
— Sigmund Freud
Dec
15th
Tue
15th
Burps: They’re Farts Through Your Mouth
(via vooduude)
What did one fart say to the other?
Let’s go out the other end and be stinkers.
Why do we call Guantanamo Bay “Gitmo”?
There’s no ‘i’ in that word!
Is there some wacky Spanish spelling I’m not aware of?
Oooor, is it a secret Nancy Pelosi message that she wants to “get mo” bad guys for her fascist socialist agenda? (Now why hasn’t Fox News broken that story?)
It’s because the official abbreviation for Guatanamo is GTMO and that looks like Gitmo.
Dec
14th
Mon
14th
(via benjamintombstone)
AAAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA IT took me a minute to get it. This is hilarious. And dumb.
Don’t I kind of look like an elf here?
